Costume Breasts

Adults can have a pretty dirty sense of humor sometimes. Dirty doesn’t mean bad, though. Especially in these permissive times, it’s ok to let loose a bit and get into a costume that you may have shied away from in years past. How about some fake breasts for the chest. Worn on a man, the result is hilarious and the costume is always an attention grabber. Now, you may not want to wear a pair of fake breasts to a kids costume party, but for adults-after the kiddies have passed out in their sugar comas-may want to enjoy themselves with a party of their own. Put on a funny and have a drink or two. Or reverse that and have some drinks then get your funny costume out. Some may blush at the sight, but-really-the fake breast and fake pregnant stomach costume accessories will have at least some roaring with laughter. Just be careful you don’t get any unwanted attention…

Halloween should be a night where you can relax and have a good time. Laughter is always important at any social gathering, so why don’t you be the life of party for once? I’m asking you, why not? Just do it and you’ll surely have an excellent time. For those with a true sense of humor, low brow is the humble way to getting some deserved respect from your social group. Everyone should and can be the center of attention at least once, so strap on a pair of fake boobs and be the party animal you know you are!